please give me your carbon
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@Theana-Gaterau Way to tug at my heart strings..
That settles it, I'm starting a carbon refuge in my hangar now.
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y'all i am rather disappointed with the lack of enthusiasm i've recieved here. perhaps i'd better explain myself more clearly:
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create alt account - elderly looking gentleman, with a white beard
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acquire an incredible amount of Carbon. like, why do i have this much. it's ridiculous.
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load hundreds, if not thousands, of m3 of carbon into an industrial ship
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fly to, perhaps orbit at 100 Km, major trade hubs
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spam local chat with messages like, "HO HO HO! You've been a very naughty capsuleer!"
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Jettison small amounts of carbon as quickly as the game will allow me.
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imbibe Spirits, but IRL
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???
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PROFIT
Event date: December 25th 2019
thank you for your generous donations.
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@Lou-Lingg To really emphasize the joke, your alt would most definitely need a name that riffs on Santa or Kris Kringle or Yule Lad.
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@Theana-Gaterau said in please give me your carbon:
You can read about some of the work Signal Cartel has done for carbons here.
You are just hilarious!!!! All that is missing is a melodramatic Sarah MacLachlan type voice being all heartfelt and pleading. ~ snortlaugh ~
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@Mynxee well, yeah. obviously! lol
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@Mynxee That would have made me cry uncontrollably during the production process.
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Update:
A handfull of Signaleers have given me a few dozen carbons. It's a start but no really, i want ALL YOUR CARBON. all of it. from all your cans. please and thank you.
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whenever i see a carbon i think of you.
it is stored and delivered to you at some point
o7
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@Kito-Sazas second that
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I have a modest collection of carbon I’ve been saving up for you (probably about 10-15 only so far) and will send them on when I get a good amount.
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Consider it done
I'll just drop off in Zoo Corp locker...
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187 stocking stuffers at The Admiralty.
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Giving this the ol' biweekly(ish) bump
i can has carbonburger?
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@Lou-Lingg I'm collecting it, I'll drop in Zoo asap.
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I'm keeping an eye out for orphaned Carbon, will get it to you once I have a nice collection.
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bump. plz carbonize me.
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I dropped some in the donation box in Zoo.
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@Dravik-Zinmar hmmmmmm i dont have take privileges.... i guess i should ask for c2 status
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@Lou-Lingg Well, I can always pick it up and make a contract to you. Or you could make a buy order for 0.01 ISK so we can give it to you directly.
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@Lou-Lingg Only Directors can take things out of the Donations hangar. If you email me a reminder, I will contract any carbon in there to you next time I login. Thanks!
