please give me your carbon
-
Hey folks,
I know Carbon is useless in-game, but if you would be so kind as to donate all your extra carbon to me I am going to do something very 'good' with it one day.
thank you,
Lou
-
@Lou-Lingg what did you call "useless"? Do you have any idea how amazing carbon is when used in Fedo litterboxes in soaking up all the decomposing juices and fetid miasmas?
I am sorry, I can't part with my (ever growing) stash of carbon. My precioussss.
-
I wasn't going to bring it up, but since the Fedo folks had to chime in...
Carbons are for more than litterboxes... carbons deserve opportunities too.You can read about some of the work Signal Cartel has done for carbons here.
-
@Theana-Gaterau
Some of your best work ! I laughed so hard at that when you first posted it !
-
@Theana-Gaterau said in please give me your carbon:
I wasn't going to bring it up, but since the Fedo folks had to chime in...
Carbons are for more than litterboxes... carbons deserve opportunities too.You can read about some of the work Signal Cartel has done for carbons here.
a true gem!! outstanding
-
@Kito-Sazas Well, carbon is more of a mineral than a gem, but I get what you're saying.
-
@Thrice-Hapus said in please give me your carbon:
@Kito-Sazas Well, carbon is more of a mineral than a gem, but I get what you're saying.
not true, a diamond is pure carbon
-
I still wear my Carbon Rescue t-shirt with pride!
-
@Nuage-en-Tilavine awww
-
@Theana-Gaterau Aha lol, quality xD
-
@Theana-Gaterau Way to tug at my heart strings..
That settles it, I'm starting a carbon refuge in my hangar now.
-
y'all i am rather disappointed with the lack of enthusiasm i've recieved here. perhaps i'd better explain myself more clearly:
-
create alt account - elderly looking gentleman, with a white beard
-
acquire an incredible amount of Carbon. like, why do i have this much. it's ridiculous.
-
load hundreds, if not thousands, of m3 of carbon into an industrial ship
-
fly to, perhaps orbit at 100 Km, major trade hubs
-
spam local chat with messages like, "HO HO HO! You've been a very naughty capsuleer!"
-
Jettison small amounts of carbon as quickly as the game will allow me.
-
imbibe Spirits, but IRL
-
???
-
PROFIT
Event date: December 25th 2019
thank you for your generous donations.
-
-
@Lou-Lingg To really emphasize the joke, your alt would most definitely need a name that riffs on Santa or Kris Kringle or Yule Lad.
-
@Theana-Gaterau said in please give me your carbon:
You can read about some of the work Signal Cartel has done for carbons here.
You are just hilarious!!!! All that is missing is a melodramatic Sarah MacLachlan type voice being all heartfelt and pleading. ~ snortlaugh ~
-
@Mynxee well, yeah. obviously! lol
-
@Mynxee That would have made me cry uncontrollably during the production process.
-
Update:
A handfull of Signaleers have given me a few dozen carbons. It's a start but no really, i want ALL YOUR CARBON. all of it. from all your cans. please and thank you.
-
whenever i see a carbon i think of you.
it is stored and delivered to you at some point
o7
-
@Kito-Sazas second that
-
I have a modest collection of carbon I’ve been saving up for you (probably about 10-15 only so far) and will send them on when I get a good amount.
-
Consider it done
I'll just drop off in Zoo Corp locker...
